free counters

World Clock (click on the country for local time)

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Australian Poetry Competition

ECGMA: ha!ha! LOL! Good one, Doug!
From: "Irwin, Doug"
Sent: Thursday, May 17, 2007 9:35:59 AM
Subject: FW: Australian Poetry Competition
The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a university graduate and an old aboriginal. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was ' TIMBUKTU '

First to recite his poem was the university graduate.
He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu .

The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal top that, they thought. The old aboriginal calmly made his way to the microphone and recited;

Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They were three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and timbuktu.

The aboriginal won.

No comments: