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Monday, May 28, 2007

US visa interview with an Arab

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa
Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Abdul Aziz
Consul : Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul : I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul : Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul : Man,........isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul : Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

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