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Monday, June 4, 2007

Words with two Meanings

Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.


Female...... Any part under a car's hood.


Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.


2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.


Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.


Male.... Playing football without a cup.


3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.


Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.


Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.


4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.


Female.... A d esire to get married and raise a family.


Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.


5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.


Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.


Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.


6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.


Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.


Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.


7 . REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.


Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.


Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.


AND;


He said . . I don 't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.


She said . .You wear pants don't you?


He said . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?


She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!


He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?


She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?


She said . We don't know; it has never happened.


He said . . Why are married women heavier than single women?


She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.


SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH


AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!


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