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Thursday, July 9, 2009

A stunning senior moment -


Great Quotes from great leaders - some

Sir Isaac Newton said...

"If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants."


Here are 15 other great quotes:


1. "Well done is better than well said."
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)


2. "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to put its pants on."
Winston Churchill (1874-1965)


3. "Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless."
Mother Teresa (1910-1997)


4. "Liberty, when it begins to take root, is a plant of rapid growth."
George Washington (1732-1799)


5. "The time is always right to do what is right."
Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929-1968)


6. "All the adversity I've had in my life, has strengthened me. You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you."
Walt Disney (1901-1966)


7. "Leave nothing for tomorrow which can be done today."
Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)


8. "The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will."
Vince Lombardi (1913-1970)


9. "It is better to light the candle than to curse the darkness."
Eleanor Roosevelt (1884-1962)


10. "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
Dwight Eisenhower (1890-1969)


11. "The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."
Nelson Mandela (1918 - )


12. "We must become the change we wish to see in the world."
Mahatma Gandhi
(1869-1948)


13. "The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen, not touched, but are felt in the heart."

Helen Keller (1880-1968)


14. "Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently."
Henry Ford (1863-1947)


15. "Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music."
Ronald Reagan (1911-2004)


MORE ONE LINERS

Thanks Joe!

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From: Joseph Tan
Sent: Monday, July 6, 2009 12:34:54 PM
Subject: MORE ONE LINERS


here is something to smile away your monday blues.. hehe..


Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.'

Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.

Sign in a Hospital ward:
Laugh And The World Laughs With You,
Snore And You sleep Alone.

Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment
Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.


Seen on a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking ... I Gave Up Reading.

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale ... Cheap ... no strings attached.

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!

Job posters - these are clever

ECGMA says: Thanks Doug!

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Sent: Monday, July 6, 2009 8:53:41 AM
Subject: FW: Job posters - these are clever