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Thursday, December 30, 2010


As you move your cursor you can see the whole cockpit from top to bottom.
You can even zoom on the dash.
Most panoramas are of landscapes.

This 360-degree panorama unlike any other.. It's a picture of an Airbus A380's cockpit.
Be sure to go to full screen.


Panorama photographs are becoming increasingly popular on the Net. That's because software is making it easier than ever to create them. 
The Airbus A380 is the largest passenger airliner in the world. It can seat more than 850 people. Only a couple of the planes are in service. So, you'll probably have to wait for your first ride. Until then, check out its state-of-the-art controls.

Crazy ride 909 ft above the ground

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This is one of the rides on top of the Stratosphere in Las Vegas. 909 ft above the ground hanging over the edge of the tower. CRAZY!!!

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Quote of the Day ...

Before sex, you help each other get naked.


After sex, you only dress yourself.


The moral of the story:

In life, no one helps you once you've been fucked !

How to speak "womeneese"


I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door..

They asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex.

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."


Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say "congratulations"

but none of them rub your d1ck and say "well done"?


Honestly some folk will take offence at anything.

I met a bloke with no legs this morning while at the bus stop and all I asked was  "How are you getting on?"


Paddy was in the delivery room when the midwife handed him a black baby "Is this yours?" she asked.

"Probably." said Paddy "She burns everything else!"


My missus has just gone into hospital with two black eyes and a broken jaw.

It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio.


Sex therapist claim that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally I think its bollocks!!


They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right.

After 8 pints I talk shit and can't drive!


Whats the difference between Basil Brush and a Terrorist with a rucksack?

The Terrorist with a rucksack only goes "Boom" once.


Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the Porn channel in my room disabled?"

"No," she replies "it's just regular porn you sick bastard."


A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.

I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a moustache!"


A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems.

"Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor.

"Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastard and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair."
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Monday, December 27, 2010

Susto en el Cementerio

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Friday, December 24, 2010



ECGMA says: She's a Goddess!
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St.Peters Square .

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,

everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room

people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room

everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope.  

When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,

the four men give her a subtle, "Well ........?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,



38" DD bust,

24" waist and

34" hips.

When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God."

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Fisherman's photo catch of the day - a dolphin frolicking in the air at Coffs Harbour

Fisherman's photo catch of the day - a dolphin frolicking in the air at Coffs Harbour


A dolphin frolicking in the air ... was taken just south of Split Solitary Island off Coffs Harbour on Saturday. Picture: Matt Deans Source: Supplied

IT'S the one-in-a-million shot some people spend years trying to capture.

Fisherman and photographer Matt Deans wasn't even thinking about picking up a camera until moments before this dolphin leapt from the water beside his boat on Saturday.

He was motoring back from an unsuccessful day's fishing with his father and cousin when they saw the lone mammal 5km off Coffs Harbour.

The 29-year-old grabbed a battered old point-and-shoot camera he keeps on the boat to take fishing photos.

"It was just one of those magic moments when all the elements combined," he said yesterday.

"I saw it and said 'Just cut the motor back a sec, we have a dolphin here'. Then as soon as we cut the outboard back, it let fly."

Breaching the ocean's calm surface, the dolphin arced high in the air before splashing down and disappearing underwater.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

TAC Campaign - 20 year Anniversary retrospective montage "Everybody Hurt...

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On December 10th 1989 the first TAC commercial went to air. In that year the road toll was 776; by last year 2008 it had fallen to 303.
A five minute retrospective of the road safety campaigns produced by the TAC over the last 20 years has been compiled. The montage features iconic scenes and images from commercials that have helped change they way we drive, all edited to the moving song Everybody Hurts by REM.

This campaign is a chance to revisit some of the images that have been engraved on our memories, remember the many thousands of people who have been affected by road trauma and remind us all that for everyones sake; please, drive safely.
Transport Accident Commission Victoria.
"Copyright in the material on this website is owned by the TAC and may only be used for non-commercial personal or educational purposes. You may not modify, transmit or revise the contents of this website without the prior written permission of the TAC."

Monday, December 20, 2010

Japanese Girl Amazing Dancing(日本女子超強機械舞人間章魚)

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Christian the lion

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Friday, December 17, 2010


By the time you read through this you will understand "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS".....and be ready for China.
Now, here goes...

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service in China......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

Room Service: " Rye, Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: ".....What??"

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts."

Guest: "You're welcome"

Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS'  ...... and you do, don't you!
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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Electronic Pick Pocketing WREG News Channel 3

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Contactless credit card skimming a real danger. Another news report where Identity Stronghold shows how easy it is to scan or skim all credit card data without touching you. The RFID chips make the card vulnerable

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Sexual harassment (in office)

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine,
inhaled a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the Human Resources department & asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him. 
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks:
"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?" 
The woman replies, "Its Keith. The midget."
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Monday, December 6, 2010

5 Riddles.....take up this challenge

ECGMA says: Doug Irwin, my friend from Adelaide, South Australia is banned from taking this challenge! Why? He was the one who posed this to me and some others! Write to me for the answers either via the blog or email (those who know me have my email).

5 Riddles




The 5 Riddles....


1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?




2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?




3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?




4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?




5. This is an unusual paragraph.  I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it.  It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it.  In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though.  Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd.  But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!


Copy and Paste, or click the link

Point your mouse on a city of your choice marked with red dot anywhere in the world map and the newspaper headlines of that city will pop-up. 
You can click on the map and drag the map to move around to access the city of your choice

Then you may Double click and the page will get larger for better reading.
Read newspaper front pages of cities of USA, North America, Asia, Caribbean, Europe,  Middle East, Oceania, South America, Africa.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Sex workers are HUman beings too

Sex workers are HUman beings too
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Student driver awaits trial for intentional murder

ECGMA says: Executioner's mind should also go blank & hang the bastard!

Student driver awaits trial for intentional murder
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Online fury at another tale of privileged youth

ECGMA says: My verdict - Death Penalty, case closed!

Online fury at another tale of privileged youth
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Rewrite Your History - How To Change Your Past So You Can Live Fully In The Present

Rewrite Your History - How To Change Your Past So You Can Live Fully In The Present

By Jennifer Ryan, M.Ed.

As I fumbled through some old files this evening, cleaning up my home office, I ran across a journal of quotes I'd started in 1994. (Ok, yes, I had quite a stack of books and papers I was going through.) I opened the journal, and right there on the first page was a quote that caught my eye and I knew I had to share it with you. It says:

"Immaturity is allowing someone else to author your history. Maturity is accepting the authorship of your history. You cannot change history, but you can write history." This was a statement made by a professor in my Fall semester of college in 1994 – I was a Junior. I specifically remember this course and especially this professor, Dr. Anderson. As I read the quote, now 13 years later, I'm nostalgic, and am glad I ran across the quote.

So, I ran right into the kitchen where my husband was preparing dinner and was eager to read him this nugget of information – a blast from my past that is just as relevant today as it was then. He was confused. You might be, too. Let me give you my perspective…

What It All Means

Maturity, by definition, means being fully developed in body or mind; we all strive to become mature in our growth. We want to be grounded and centered in our thoughts and in our emotions; we want to feel as if we are somebody and that we've accomplished great things. We envision this coming from a place of maturity… "a time when."

The problem with living in "a time when" is that we fall victim to the stories of our past and the inability to accept what is happening right now. The stories of our past… you grew up in a divorced home, you weren't given the same opportunities as others, or you are the child of an alcoholic. Those are the stories we hold onto. We use them as excuses for who we are, what we're doing, and how we feel. But, that is an immature process.

Create a New Label for Yourself

Maturity means accepting – and I mean really accepting – that your past is yours, and everything in it you created. Yes, you read that right – you created it. And I know this is a hard thing to hear, "What do you mean I CREATED the alcoholic parents I had?" Or, "There is no way I CREATED a childhood like that." Well, no, you didn't create the circumstances of your life (or maybe you did, but that's for another article). But you DID create an emotion and a belief based on that circumstance. From birth through about the age of 18, you were a follower (well, except through the teenage years when most of us rebelled like crazy). But now that you're an adult, you can no longer hang on to the stories of your past, if you want to change your emotions of now.

You see, you can choose to rewrite the stories of your past – your perceptions become your reality. (Instead of, "I'm an adult child of an alcoholic", how about, "I'm an adult child of a loving, caring Mother?" I mean, the reality for all of us is, there ARE positive times that you can draw from in your past – choose to dwell on THOSE and make a new label for yourself.) And when you CHOOSE to see what good came of the situations in your life, then you can move past the emotional upset you have today. It's not the THINGS you're holding on to, it's the emotion. Unfortunately, it's that emotion that is keeping you stuck where you don't want to be – overweight, unsuccessful, broke, sad, irritable, etc.

Immaturity or Maturity?

The choice is yours. Immaturity or maturity? From this day forward, you must decide how you want to live your life – as one who has no control or one who has absolute control over your history, and your future, which will become your new history. If you truly want to move forward, you have to let go of the stories. Letting go is difficult, but it must be done, there is no other way.

I was talking to a colleague today who said he uses the Marine creed with his clients: Improvise, adapt, and then overcome. That is exactly what you must do, but first make the decision. When you are ready to move forward, you will. If you choose to remain stuck, you will. The choice is yours.

Thanks to Dr. Anderson, I learned an important reality on that hot Fall day in 1994, "Immaturity is allowing someone else to author your history. Maturity is accepting the authorship of your history. You cannot change history, but you can write history." Will you choose to write yours?
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