Friday, February 26, 2010
matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going
prawning, sleeping and BBQ's, and He saw that it was good.
On the Second Day, He created water for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on
the beach, and He saw that it was good.
On the Third Day He created the Earth to bring forth plants to provide
malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs, and He saw that it was
On the Fourth Day He created animals and crustaceans, chops, sausages,
steak and prawns for BBQs, and He saw that it was good.
On the Fifth day He created a Bloke to go to the footy, enjoy the
beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQs, and He saw
that it was good.
On the Sixth Day He saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone
to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie
with. So He created Mates, and He saw that they were good Blokes, and
He saw that it was good.
On the Seventh Day He looked around at the twinkling barbie fires,
heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all
the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns
and He Saw that it was good.
Well, almost good.
He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.
So He created Sheilas to clean the house, to bear children, to wash,
to cook and to clean the Barbie, and then He saw that it was not just
good, it was better than that - it was Bloody Awesome!
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon) n.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
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