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Friday, July 30, 2010

Some hillbillies decided to pester the wrong guy!



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Interesting Facts or is it?

If u yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 


Can u See the Animal in this Pics???

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WICOE Course Information



WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)


Is proud to announce the opening of its

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY

ALL ARE WELCOME


Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants


The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:


DAY ONE


HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation


TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion


DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)


DISHES & SILVERWARE;

DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.


REMOTE CONTROL

Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups


LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming -
Open forum



DAY TWO


EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play


HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation


REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did


IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation


LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing


HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques


REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class


THIS IS THE MOST CRITICAL PART OF THE COURSE: GETTING OVER IT & ACCEPT THIS FACT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available.

This part is to remind men that women do NOT rationalise on reason & logic alone. They have the right to do so on pure feelings of the day.

Men must surrender unconditionally at this point.

 


 



How To Seduce Your Boss



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Islamist Sickness



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