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Sunday, March 13, 2011

Reasons to Stay Sober

I don't know if this is funny or painful but I hope it will be motivational. The message is stay sober because

If you are drunk, you could expose yourself on the streets

If you are drunk, you could sleep half naked anywhere

 

You could also be the laughing stock of your friends and the object of their pranks

 

If you are drunk, your friends could shove a tampon in your mouth

If you are drunk, your friends could set your ass on fire while you are asleep

 

If you are drunk, your friends could pile smelly shoes on you

If you are drunk, your friends could pile furniture on you

If you are drunk, your friends could pile stuff on you

If you are drunk, your friends could shove tens of toothpicks in your hair

 

If you are drunk you could also vomit excessively or crap or pee in your pants

 

If you are drunk, you could soil yourself

 

If you are drunk, you could vomit excessively

 

If you are drunk, you could pee in your pants while you are asleep

 

If you are drunk, you could pee in your pants while you are awake


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