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Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Drinking BEER

Beer contains female hormones!
Yes, that's right, FEMALE  hormones!
Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. 
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by  drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the  theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1)  hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these  men:
1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional over small things 

6) Couldn't drive properly 

7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!
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