Wife bought antic mirror and got an earful from hubby about wasting money. Wife said mirror has magical powers and can grant whatever is asked. Baloney, said hubby. So wife stood in front of mirror, stripped and asked: magic mirror on the wall, make my breasts 44! And unbelievably, her wish was granted!! Hubby saw that and jumped up. Stripped down and demanded: magic mirror on the wall. Make my willy touch the floor! And instantly, the poor bastard's legs shrank."
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