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Friday, November 4, 2011

Two Mexicans....

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving.  They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell.  Ees bacon, I theenk.."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon .... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved.  Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage?  We ees in the desert don't forget.."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of  a meerage that smell like bacon ... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.  Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis MI amigo... What ees it? "

"Pepe... Ees not a bacon tree.   Ees...




Ees a ham bush...."  

SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this.
Just couldn't help it! The little voices made me do it !!! 

And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you - I know you did!

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