Visitors

free counters

World Clock (click on the country for local time)

Monday, February 28, 2011

Pimpin' It



Chinese Acrobatics Duo.flv



**If you receive this by email, click on the link at "Posted by ECGMA to ECGeneral Blog" to view the blogpost**

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Just found out I am a L.wmv



*If you received this via email, click on the link at "Posted by ECGMA to ECGeneral Blog" to view the blogpost"*

10 Worst Boyfriends.wmv



*If you received this via email, click on the link at "Posted by ECGMA to ECGeneral Blog" to view the blogpost"*

How to enjoy a Colonoscopy.wmv



*If you received this via email, click on the link at "Posted by ECGMA to ECGeneral Blog" to view the blogpost"*

Difference between your boss' office and yours

How It's Made - Decorative Candles

*If you received this via email, click on the link at "Posted by ECGMA to ECGeneral Blog" to view the blogpost"*

History of Italy



Do you have a Goldfish?

Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.
The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit
Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant.
Stuart: - No way - he's a stockbroker.
Dave: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!
The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Dave and he makes for the toilet.

On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal.
Curiosity and the several beers get the better of him.
Dave: - 'Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living?
Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession
Dave: - Oh? What's that then?
Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ... Do you have a goldfish at home?
Dave: - Er ... mmm ...... well yeah, I do as it happens!
Suit: - Well, it's logical that you keep it either in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it?
Dave: - It's in a pond!
Suit: - Well it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then?
Dave: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden.
Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that, in this town, if you have a large garden then you have a large house?
Dave: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house ...... built it myself!
Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it's logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married? And with a family?
Dave: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and four children.
Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?
Dave: - Yep! Five times a week!
Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you don't masturbate very often?
Dave: - Do what? Not me, mate!
Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!
Dave: - How's that then?
Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life!
Dave: - I see! That's pretty impressive.. Thanks mate!

Both leave the toilet and Dave returns to his mate.
Stuart: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?
Dave: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
Stuart: - What's that then?
Dave: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
Stuart: - Nope
Dave: - Well then, you're a wanker

Monday, February 21, 2011

Theo Jansen's Strandbeests - Wallace & Gromit's World of Invention Episo...



*If you received this via email, click on the link at "Posted by ECGMA to ECGeneral Blog" to view the blogpost"*

More on this programme: http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00vt1xp

Kinetic sculptor and artist Theo Jansen builds 'strandbeests' from yellow plastic tubing that is readily available in his native Holland.

The graceful creatures evolve over time as Theo adapts their designs to harness the wind more efficiently. They are powered only by the wind and even store some of the wind's energy in plastic bottle 'stomachs' to be used when there is no wind.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Latest from Nursery school...

A: APPLE



B: BLUETOOTH



C: CHAT



D: DOWNLOAD



E: E MAIL



F: FACEBOOK



G: GOOGLE



H: HEWLETT PACKARD



I: iPHONE



J: JAVA



K: KINGSTON



L: LAPTOP



M: MESSENGER



N: NERO



O: ORKUT



P: PICASSA



Q: QUICK HEAL



R: RAM



S: SERVER



T: TWITTER



U: USB



V: VISTA



W: WiFi



X: Xp



U: YOU TUBE



Z: ZORPIA



Thank God .... A is still Apple
You Know what to teach to your kids now.. !!

A Day Made of Glass... Made possible by Corning.



*If you received this via email, click on the link at "Posted by ECGMA to EC General Blog" to view the blogpost"*

Watch "A Day Made of Glass" and take a look at Corning's vision for the future with specialty glass at the heart of it.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Midget

Would it be considered sexual harassment if a midget walked up to a woman and said, "Gee, your hair smells terrific!"?

Cenesthetic Hallucination ......... Try This

Follow the directions.
This is cool.  When you're done with the 30 seconds, look at the back of your hand while it is still on the mouse.
 Be sure to click on the click here box to start the full screen display.

Follow the directions

You  have just gotta try this!!!  Make sure you look at the image for a full 30 seconds before looking at your hand!     Have  fun!

Okay,  this is downright weird. Don't be suspicious,  nothing is going to jump out or scream at you. Just  follow the instructions. Wait the entire 30 seconds.

1.- Open the link 
2.- Then "click me to get  trippy",
3.- Look at the center of the  screen for 30 seconds, and  then.. 
4.- Look at your hand holding  the mouse, without moving it away from
the mouse..
  
NOT  BEFORE!

(it is no joke, it is called  "cenesthetic hallucination")


http://www.neave.com/strobe/

Indian Pole Gymnastics aka Indian Pole 'Dancing'



*If you received this via email, click on the link at "Posted by ECGMA to ECGeneral Blog" to view the blogpost"*

Giant Starfish found in Gulf covered in Oil

Starfish found in Gulf covered in Oil. Not sure its a male or female though.



 



STRONGEST GIRL IN THE WORLD

Varya Akulova, also called "Girl Hercules" is capable of lifting up to 350 kg, while she weighs only 40 kg and she is the strongest girl on the world. This fact has already been confirmed twice by Guinness Book of World Records.

Varya's muscles are barely visible but she has tremendous will-power, translucent body and thread-like tendons.
Varya says, "I wish I could be big, really big: 190 cm tall and weigh more than 100 kg, like my dad."
Despite the daily workouts, Varya is a top student in her class. Currently, she is in 7th grade