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Sunday, April 15, 2012

Australian Love Poem

(Who said Australians weren't romantic?)
Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word.
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab.
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there.
No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
Yours just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best.
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy, that
You've got dimples on ya thighs.
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as I was ever gonna get.
No matter what you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket's on
And fetch another beer

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