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Saturday, July 7, 2012

Conversation with God

Man: God?
God: Yes?

Man: Can I ask you something?
God: Of course!

Man: What's a million years to you?
God: A second.

Man: And a million dollars?
God: A penny.

Man: God, can I have a penny?  
 God: Yes, please wait a second.

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