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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

It's Showtime!

What is a KISS?
It's an upper PREPARATION for a lower INVASION that will lead to further PENETRATION with fast ACCELERATION that will build next GENERATION.
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What men do after sex?
2% eat; 3% smoke cigarettes; 4% take a shower; 5% go to sleep and 86% get up and go back home to their wives.
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Why is your penis better than a credit card?
(a) Once spent it recharges itself.
(b) It is accepted worldwide.
(c) You can let your wife use it as much as she wants
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LITTLE GIRL : Mommy, I just found out that our neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM : You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
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A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.
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A man was carrying 3 babies in a train.
The lady sitting next to him asked: Are they your babies?
MAN : No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS.
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Women's top 5 lies: from the whitest down
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!
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What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it
doesn't come, you are FUCKED!!!
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Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...because every night I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".
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Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend say, "TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".
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What's the difference between a panty and a stage curtain?
Answer : When you pull down the stage curtain, show is over, but when you pull down the PANTY... IT'S SHOWTIME.
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AGES OF VAGINA:
16 TO 19 BRAND NEW.
20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED
29 TO 36 SECOND HAND
37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR
46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION
56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK
61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR RENOVATION!! !!!!!
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MUM: Didn't I tell you if a stranger touches your breast say "DON'T". And if he touches your pussy say STOP!
GIRL : But mum, he touched both, so I told him DON'T STOP!!!!

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