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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

London Olympics Humor

It's 2012 and it's the Olympic Games in London.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to gain entrance to the opening ceremony, but they haven't got tickets.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.

"McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus," and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.

"Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.

"O'Malley, Ireland," he says, "Fencing."

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