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Friday, July 20, 2012

Observations about a Wife!

ECGMA says: Hmmmm.....where is the doghouse Joe (my UK mate) goes to?

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An intelligent wife is one who spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman.

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Cool message by a woman:
"Dear mother-in-law, don't teach me how to handle my children, I'm living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement."


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A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came home and asked, What happened son?

Kid said, I can't adjust with your wife anymore, I need my own.


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What is the difference between mother and wife?
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you
continue to do so.


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Husband and wife are like 2 tires of a vehicle.
If one punctures, the vehicle can't move further.

Moral: Always keep a spare tire....


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Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches how to choose a wife.
Natural disasters just happen!!


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Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer and peaceful life..!!

Why?

Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!


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