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Friday, August 17, 2012

Irony of Life - About man and his woman

About man and his woman.
 Irony of life

ON MEN
All men are extremely busy.
Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

ON WOMEN
The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff. 
Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

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ON WISDOM
When I was married 25 years ago, I took a look at my wife one day and said:  "Honey!, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment and a cheap car. We slept on the sofa bed and watched a 10 in black and white TV. But I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond.
Now, we have a home that costs more than a million bucks, an expensive car and plasma TV but I am sleeping with a 50 year old woman.
It seems to me that you are not holding up to your end of things".

MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN

She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond and she would make sure that I would
once again live in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10 inch black and white TV
 
 Women are real good at solving mid life crisis.

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