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Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Definition oF Designations..........

Definitions of Designations:-
 
Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
 
Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. 

Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
 
Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
 
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
 
Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.
 
Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.
 
HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

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