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Sunday, December 2, 2012

Mexican raise

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, "Now Maria, why do you think you should have a pay increase?

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than
you.

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban, he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did."

Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora… Jose', the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

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