Sunday, December 2, 2012
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, "Now Maria, why do you think you should have a pay increase?
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor huzban, he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora… Jose', the gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
Posted by ECGMA at 8:19:00 PM