Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender, "I'm so pissed off!"
"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to make love when her damned husband came in the front door. So I had to jump out of the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"
"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the husband tossed his condom out of the window. And where does it land? My damned forehead!"
The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."
Monday, January 21, 2013
Now...that's is bad luck!
Posted by ECGMA at 2:26:00 AM