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Thursday, February 14, 2013

Silent F@rt

Silent Fart
An elderly couple Doris & Ken were recently attending a church  service at their retirement  village.

 About halfway through the service, Doris took a pen and  paper out of her purse,
wrote a note and handed it to Ken.

The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you  think I should do?"

Ken scribbled back: "Put a new battery in your hearing  aid.

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