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Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Sex philosophy

*  If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

* Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one.

* A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.

* Chess players check-mate better.

* Excuses are like asses: everyone has em and they all stink.

* Squirrel who runs up woman's leg does not find nuts.

* Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.

* Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex.

* Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

* If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.

* I love you in blue..  I love you in red but most of all, I love you in bed.

* Prostitution is a hole sale business.

* A tight dress is like a barbed fence.  It protects the premises without restricting the view.

* What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

* Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

* Good sex can correct poor posture, or at least make it stand up straight.

* I'm not attracted by a girl's mind .... But by what she doesn't mind.

* Guns don't kill people... Husbands who come home early, kill people.

* Getting married is like getting into a bath tub.   After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

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