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Friday, July 19, 2013

Chelsea FC Malaysian Tour 2013

Invited by Samsung Malaysia to Stadium Shah Alam on Sunday night July 21 2013

Thursday, July 18, 2013

NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT

I THOUGHT THESE WERE GOOD TIPS.... Some of which you may already know!
You can flip a toaster on its side and grill cheese in it.  


You can divide and store ground meat in a Ziplock bag.
Just break off how much you need and keep the rest in the freezer for later!


If you place a wooden spoon over a pot of boiling water,
it won't boil over!


Marshmallows can cure a sore throat.
Perfect for kids who don't like medicine.  



You can run a paper bag through your printer!


Cereal canisters make the perfect rubbish bin for your car!


Take your bananas apart when you get home from the shop.
If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster...


Store your opened chunks of cheese in aluminium foil. It will stay fresh much longer and not mould!
(But you can scrape off any mould and still eat the cheese without changes in flavour!)


Peppers with 3 bumps on the bottom are sweeter and better for eating.
Peppers with 4 bumps on the bottom are stronger flavoured.


Add a teaspoon of water when frying minced beef.
It will help pull the grease away from the meat while cooking.


Use a (clean) dustpan to fill a container that doesn't fit in the sink


Place a rubber band around an open paint can to wipe your brush on, and
keep paint off the side of the can


Use a staple remover to save your fingernails when trying to add things to your key ring!


How to keep the straw from rising out of your fizzy drink can


Use a micro-fibre cloth to prevent frost from forming on the windshield.


Use a comb to keep a nail steady for hammering


Use a post-it note to catch drilling debris.

             THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!

Monday, July 8, 2013

KIDS IN CHURCH: to brighten up your day.....

KIDS IN CHURCH


KIDS IN CHURCH

3-year-old Reese :

'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.

Amen.'

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A little boy was overheard praying:

'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am.'


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After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied,
'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you guys.'



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One particular four-year-old prayed,

'And forgive us our trash baskets

as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'
One bright little girl replied,
'Because people are sleeping.'

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson..
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,

'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,

' Ryan , you be Jesus !'
 
 
 
 
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A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,

grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore

where a seagull lay dead in the sand..

'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.
'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
'Did God throw him back down?'

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A wife invited some people to dinner..

At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
'Would you like to say the blessing?'

'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.
'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'
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And if you don't send this to at least 8 people ----- who cares!
Peace, love and happiness



This is a Thomas Kinkade painting. It's rumored to carry a miracle!
They say if you pass this on, you will receive a miracle...

I am passing this on
because I thought it was lovely, and besides, who couldn't use a miracle?!

You only had one job

"Look mate, I only gave you one job to do because I thought
you could manage it within your capabilities..."
 
                                           TO DO. . .

A few interesting facts...Do You Know...

A few interesting facts...Do You Know...
 
[1]  FORTNIGHT comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two Weeks).

[2]  POP MUSIC is 'Popular Music' shortened.

[3]  MOPED is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'.

[4]  BUS is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means everybody.

[5]  DRAWING ROOM was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix 'with' was dropped..

[6]  NEWS refers to information from Four directions N, E, W, and S.

[7]  AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'.

[8]  QUEUE comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest..

[9]  JOURNAL is a diary that tells about 'Journey for a day' during each Day's business.

[10]  TIPS come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.

[11]  JEEP is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle (GP)'.GP was changed into JEEP later.

[12]  Coca-Cola was originally green.

[13]  The most common name in the world is Mohammed..

[14]  The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with Asia, America, Australia, Europe

[15]  The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

[16]  TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

[17]  Women BLINK nearly twice as much as men!!

[18]  You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

[19]  It is impossible to lick your elbow.

[20]  Wearing HEADPHONES for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

[21]  It is physically impossible for PIGS to look up into the sky.

[22]  The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

[23]  Each KING in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

[24]  What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
        Ans. - All invented by women.

[25]  A CROCODILE cannot stick its tongue out.

[26]  A SNAIL can sleep for three years.

[27]  All POLAR BEARS are left handed.

[28]  BUTTERFLIES taste with their feet.

[29]  ELEPHANTS are the only animals that can't jump.

[30]  In the last 4000 years, no new ANIMALS have been domesticated.

[31]  STEWARDESSES is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

[32]  The human HEART creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

[33]  RATS multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

[34]  People say "BLESS YOU" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

[35]  If you SNEEZE too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. So good to bless the sneezing person.